Seasons Greetings from Silicon Valley !
Happy Holidays !
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted but Euro-centric calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. (Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere ) Any and all wishes proffered herein shall be understood to have been made and extended without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, carnivore or vegan food choices or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Acceptance of these greetings absolves wisher of all responsibilities and obligations of any kind pertaining to extension of greetings or wishes for or at any mid-winter holiday, festival, observance, service, or celebration. This greeting may be recorded for quality control and training purposes. This greeting may or may not be read by the NSA, FBI, TSA, CIA, DIA, CSI Miami, SPCA, AARP, PTA or any city, county, or state law enforcement agency.
About Purisima Creek Ranch
Purisima Creek Ranch is a private ranch and horse stable in the Bay Area. The ranch is nestled in the serene valley formed by the Purisima Creek on its way down from Skyline Boulevard towards the Pacific Ocean. We train and compete our horses for endurance riding and polo. Look for us throughout the California endurance rides.
The proximity to the ocean allows us to feature high-quality specialty products such as our cold smoked wild Pacific and Alaskan salmon and halibut, as well as marinated graved lax. Contact us for more details.
